Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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