so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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