Define "chronic" masturbator.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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