Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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