We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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