Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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