best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I am available for nakedness
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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