I swear god or herbie drove my car home
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
