i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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