the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He passed out mid-signature
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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