Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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