I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
