I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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