Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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