There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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