Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
farters have to be the big spoon...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
This is the high leading the old right now
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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