He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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