How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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