Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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