Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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