before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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