I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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