If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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