I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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