She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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