what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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