My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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