The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Where did you get a picture of my penis
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
