she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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