WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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