oh god the rape fog is back!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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