garbage
garbage dick
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you win
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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