its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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