ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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