Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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