i just google imaged poop.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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