Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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