he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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