it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
nutella sex= disaster
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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