Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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