Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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