So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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