Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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