it wasn't lemon gatorade
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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