All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm sobbing to NWA
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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