That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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