I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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