I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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