Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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