I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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